A Letter Home
Dear Comrade Maternal Parent,
I am writing this letter in gravy because the mess sergeant has spilt the ink on my dinner. It is not bad here on Elysee but it is a bit cold. Well, to say it’s a bit cold is like saying that life in Red Blok is a bit repressive but I’m not allowed to say that. At least I’m here with my comrades fighting bravely for the Revolution and winning great victories. Life consists of long periods of boredom and then a flash of intense excitement when we go into battle. I don’t like going into battle and I prefer the long periods of boredom even if it is boring for a long period. I hope I’m not boring you or making you jealous with my stories of the exciting things we do on this frozen ice cube. At least we have TV and Red Blok TV at that.
I love TV and as we all know Red Blok TV is best
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