Red Blok News
Brought to you by the Agitation and Propaganda Subcollective
Your ideologically sound newsreader is Ivonta Legova
"Good evening comrades. In tonight’s programme we bring you the trial of Mikhail Tearemov, accused of spreading anti-collectivist propaganda and rumours detrimental to the common good. Hey, you know what’s going to happen; a fair trial and a fair firing squad. That’s life in collectivist paradise. As long as the rest of us are happy who cares what happens to the neighbours.
"Now over to Elysee where our new military correspondent, Ivan Guntomihed, has some news, Ivan...”
"Th..thank you Ivonta. Here on Elysee the campaign is entering its 4th week and things are ramping up. There are more troops on the ground and the fighting is set to get more bitter.
The Starport is again the centre of major contention with the UNA and ourselves, glorious Red Blok, attacking and the Therian alien imperialists defending on behalf of the ONI/Therian Axis. The Observation Post is quiet this week. The Red Blok is preparing something outstanding for a later attack”
(sounds of laughter)
”Shut up comrades!”
There is a brief interruption to the programme.
"Hello again, Ivan here. Sorry about that, counter-revolutionaries in the works I’m afraid. As I was saying, Red Blok will attack Observation Post in the future. In the north things are also hotting up with the Karmans attacking our brave comrades in Mount Elysee and capitalist UNA advancing into Caves of Doubt for a revenge battle. The ONI on behalf of the ONI/Therian Axis have moved into Serenity City.”
Ivan looks distracted, holds his earpiece closer to his head, nods and faces the camera....
"There are reports coming in that ONI forces have taken Serenity City in a virtually bloodless manoeuvre. More news from Elysee later.”
"So comrades come rally,
"and the last fight let us face.
"The Intersiderial unites the human race.”